OOC; Avenue AMAT
May. 9th, 2010 11:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fightingspirit| Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself! And I'm going to teach something relevant, something modern; the internet! Oh! The internet is really really great~ |
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| For porn! |
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| I’ve got a fast connection so I don’t have to wait... |
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| For porn! |
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| Huh? There's always some new site... |
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| For porn! |
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| I browse all day and night. |
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| For porn! |
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| It's like I’m surfing at the speed of light! |
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| For PORN! |
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| Travis! |
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| The internet is for porn! |
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| TRAVIS! |
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| The internet is for porn! |
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| What are you doing!? |
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| Why you think the net was born? Porn, porn, porn! |
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| TRA-VIS! |
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| Oh, hey, Yukari. |
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| You're ruining my song. |
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| Oh, sorry--didn't mean to. |
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| Well, would you mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish? |
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| ... Okie dokie. |
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| Good. I'm glad we have this new technology~ |
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| For porn! |
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| Ugh... That gives us untold opportunities. |
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| For por—oops, sorry. |
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| Right from you own desktop-- |
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| For-- |
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| --you can research browse and shop! |
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| ... |
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| Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop! |
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| For PORN! |
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| Travis! |
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| The internet is for porn! |
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| Nooooooo. |
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| The internet is for porn! |
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| TRAVIS. |
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| Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn! |
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| Ugh--that's gross! You're a pervert. |
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| Ah, sticks and stones, Yukari. |
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| No, really, you're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet. |
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| Ooohhhh? |
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| What? |
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| You have NO idea! Ready normal people?! |
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| Ready! |
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| Ready! |
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| READY! |
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| Let me hear it! |
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| Sorry, Yukari! |
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| I masturbate! |
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| All these guys unzip their flies for-- |
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| The internet is NOT for porn! |
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| HOLD ON A SECOND! |
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| Wha... |
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| Now I know for a fact that you, Kon, check your portfolio and trade stocks online. |
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| That’s correct. |
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| And Travis, you buy things on Amazon.com. |
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| Sure. |
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| And Junpei, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay. |
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| Yes, I do! |
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| And Kamina, you sent me that sweet online birthday card. |
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| True! |
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| Oh, but Yukari-- What you think he did...after? hmm? |
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| ... |
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| ...Yeah. |
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| EEWWWWWW!! |
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| GROSS! |
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| I hate porn! |
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| Grab your dick and double click for-- |
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| I hate MEN! |
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| Poooooooorn~ |
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| Porn! |
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| Porn! |
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| PORN! |
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| I'm LEAVING! |
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| Poooooooorn~ |
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| Porn! |
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| Porn! |
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| PORN! |
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| I hate the internet! UGH! |
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| The internet is for-- |
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| YEAH! |
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