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OOC; KAMINA FACTS
Apr. 11th, 2010 01:11 amLittle known facts about our Kamina-sama.
Last Updated: June 13th, 2010
★ Children check their closet for the boogie man. The boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks his closet for Kamina.
★ Once, Kamina visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known merely as the Islands
★ Kamina has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
★ In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. It is a little known fact, however, that these were the records he set after training under Kamina.
★ Crop circles are Kamina's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
★ Kamina knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
★ Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris wears Kamina pajamas.
★ Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Kamina.
★ Kamina is what Willis was talking about.
★ The party never starts until Kamina arrives.
★ His glasses stay on his face simply by the power of his manliness.
★ Not only was the infamous Nutrigrain commercial written and directed by Kamina, but Nutrigrain bars were originally manufactured so that people could have a glimpse of what it is like to be Kamina for even a few minutes a day.
★ Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" is about her short-lived relationship with Kamina. Raw raw ah ah ah ah~
★ Kamina doesn't walk up hills--they flatten themselves under his feet.
★ The formula for PowerThirst is actually identical to that of Kamina's sweat. A sample was taken and cloned, manufactured, and sent to the masses so that their GAR could also be over 9000.
★ Children check their closet for the boogie man. The boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks his closet for Kamina.
★ Once, Kamina visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known merely as the Islands
★ Kamina has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
★ In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. It is a little known fact, however, that these were the records he set after training under Kamina.
★ Crop circles are Kamina's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
★ Kamina knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
★ Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris wears Kamina pajamas.
★ Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Kamina.
★ Kamina is what Willis was talking about.
★ The party never starts until Kamina arrives.
★ His glasses stay on his face simply by the power of his manliness.
★ Not only was the infamous Nutrigrain commercial written and directed by Kamina, but Nutrigrain bars were originally manufactured so that people could have a glimpse of what it is like to be Kamina for even a few minutes a day.
★ Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" is about her short-lived relationship with Kamina. Raw raw ah ah ah ah~
★ Kamina doesn't walk up hills--they flatten themselves under his feet.
★ The formula for PowerThirst is actually identical to that of Kamina's sweat. A sample was taken and cloned, manufactured, and sent to the masses so that their GAR could also be over 9000.
